You know that psychic you just called a fake? He makes his living lying to the police. That guy that you turned down for a date? He legitimately thinks what happened to Pluto was messed up. That detective you just called lanky? His girlfriend’s brother tried to steal his blood. That girl that stole your seat at the diner? She got kidnapped by a serial killer. Reblog if you’re against bullying at the Santa Barbara Police Department.